Life

Preplanning for Disappointment with Defensive Pessimism

January 25, 2016 // 6 Comments

Optimist versus pessimist. Picture of 2 pigs in party hats

I’ve become so accustomed to disappointment in my life that I’ve actually started pre-planning for disappointment. I’m assuming that almost everyone has [...]

Your Feelings are Not Worth a Life: Walter Palmer

July 29, 2015 // 0 Comments

I feel I have to say something about Walter Palmer. I am sickened by this story, truly sickened by humanity and our egotistical wastefulness of a beautiful creature’s [...]

Did you Capture your Moments Today?

July 20, 2015 // 2 Comments

Oh hey look it's a moment, let me stop, take a photo, upload to Instagram, crop, pick a filter, write a caption and post. Now what'd I miss?

If you didn’t capture ALL your “special” moments today on social media, they’ll be LOST FOREVER!! CAPTURE THEM NOW!!! CAPTURE THEM NOW OR LIVE A [...]

Big Game Hunter: Why?!

June 22, 2015 // 1 Comment

Nature= the worst, ever (with extra sarcasm)

Now and then I see stories online about 2 things that catapult me trebuchet-style into a burning waste arc of madness. Two of them that have recently flung me into rage mode [...]

Aliens: Not as Scary

May 7, 2015 // 5 Comments

When I was a kid I was terrified of aliens. In the fifth grade our teacher showed us all these films about people seeing flying saucers and being abducted (and probed [...]